Three-legged duck from China headed to the Venice Beach Freakshow

 

Save a drumstick for Todd Ray — or three for that matter. The Los Angeles resident is trying to rescue a three-legged duck that is supposedly alive and well in Nan’an, a town in the Fujian Province of China. Ray runs the Venice Beach Freakshow in Los Angeles and has, perhaps, the largest collection of bizarre animals in the world — including 22 living two-headed animals and a five-legged dog. Now, he wants to find and purchase the three-legged duck and bring it to California. He hopes he has more than a wing and a prayer of making his ducky dreams come true.

First of all, not entirely surprised here…something with extra limbs coming from an impoverished part of Asia? Get outta town!  Call me a pussy though, but am I the only one who DOESN’T wanna go to the Venice Beach Freakshow.  Just kinda seems like a safehaven for fuckin weirdos IE: people who collect pickled babies or hang 50 pound weights from their nipples.  Not my cup of tea.  I’ll stick to the Cali beaches and 20 lane highways.

PS. Does pickled mean…like in pickle juice? What parent agrees to give their dead baby to a Pickler?

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s